We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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