Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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