apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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