if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
