Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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