he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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