Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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