I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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