god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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