I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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