he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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