i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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