yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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