Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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