problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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