Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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