I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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