I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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