Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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