I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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