I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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