Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
