We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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