My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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