Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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