in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
When are your genitals available?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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