Already got asked if we're dating
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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