i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
