You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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