Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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