just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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