You work out of a Hotel?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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