just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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