I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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