just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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