I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How drunk are you?
Completed.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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