She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
As shirtless as possible
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just had sex on a roof
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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