I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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