Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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