I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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