Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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