I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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