It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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