He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
