There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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