After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize