how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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