I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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