It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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