Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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