batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wish I only lived at night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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