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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because the person used drugs and then obtained a highlighter. You only highlight important facts in your text, but this person thought the other person was important so he used highlighter on her face! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:23am
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:14am
  • Yikes! Nice one druggie! LMAO

    Submitted by narrowskies on Mar 11, 10 at 2:40am
  • ...best drugs ever?...Jeff sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11am
  • Awww! That's so cute! What a sweetie.

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 4:01am
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because normally you highlight important parts of textbook but this person was on drugs and considered his friend important and tried to highlight him! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:08am
  • Someone needs to dot his eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:19am
  • it's my FB status too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Alright with the Mitch Hedburg shit. I loved his jokes too but just because he mentions highlighting his hair because he felt some strands were important doesn't have shit to do with markers and this sluts dace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:44am
  • Haha... this in on my FB status now... I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:11am
  • soo funny .. I don't care where they got it from still great ahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:59am
  • No no no no NO. 9:12 youre doing it all wrong. The first part is in all capitals - 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN' then the next part is all lower case - 'or else it gets the hose again.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE? - Buffalo Bill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:16am
  • Hilarious!

    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:26am
  • Brittany. >:( grrrrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:43pm
  • LMFAO!!!! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:54pm
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:37am
  • I wasn't on any drugs.....well....not that I recall anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Lmfao that made my night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:03am
  • (630). I think i was there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:05pm
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:10pm
  • hahahahahahahah this shit is too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:14pm
  • That's a keeper.

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:21am
  • Definitely from Mitch Hedberg's act. "I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:35am
    • I know this comment was a year ago but since I just saw it... No. No it's not at all. You're an idiot

      Submitted by ItsTomRiddle on Sep 9, 10 at 11:27pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:49am
  • my friend actually highlighted my hand a few weeks ago and said that to me. needless to say, she was a bit high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:38pm
  • i guess ecstasy. last summer we upgraded from highlighters to glow sticks, try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:25pm
  • hahahaha what college does to u..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:06am
  • hahaha. i love it!

    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Sep 26, 10 at 12:09am
  • Totally just made this my facebook status...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Ahahahahaha! Loser! -jessica

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:35pm
  • If this actually happened it'd be cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:03am
  • Haha this is me and my friend when we are super hyper at like 2am. But I love this either way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:03pm
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:09am
  • Mitch Hedberg? No one else gets this? Oh god. Listen to "Highlights" by Mitch Hedberg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:47pm
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