...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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