I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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