She's JV to your varsity
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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