It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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