After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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