Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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