I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just forgot I was standing up.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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