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  My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.

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  She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?

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  well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey

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• Nice move! :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:05pm

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• What is the new soviet Russia guys deal?! The first guy that started it was actually pretty funny but this guy is just an idiot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:08pm

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• This soviet russia guy needs to dieeeeeee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:42pm

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• I haven't had a hickey since 7th grade..Grow up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:48pm

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• Slut sisters

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:21pm

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• This family is going steadily downhill.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:27pm

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• Slut apes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:49pm

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• Now and shut* sorry..this text is too long to see what I'm typing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:42pm

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• Brilliant

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:59am

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• We burn the font soviet with our jockeys.... Go home dip shit. You are stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:23pm

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• Comedian*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:03am

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• Poor parents with multiple whore daughters

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:19am

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• That's just messed up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:18am

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• 10:19 QFT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:18pm

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• 10:48 you also haven't had a boyfriend since seventh grade. PS I can't see what in writing bc I'm on my iPhone and this text was too long, so pardon any typos

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:02pm

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• 1:19 ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:00pm

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• In soviet Russia jockeys burn you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:26pm

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• Can anyone else not see what they are typif?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:39pm

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• Hjfdyhvdgjittuewxchbgkjy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:30am

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• Soviet Russia guy offends ne not because he is a rascist but because as a stand up comedian I know th where soviet Russia joke started and the ones on this site just make no sense

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:50am

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• 2:02 I've been with the same guy since I was 15..I'm 21 mow so shit the fuck up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:41pm

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• Oh the joys of having older siblings =]

  Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:54am

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• ahhh. classic misdirection

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:34pm

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• Takes whore hour to a whole new meaning

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:10pm

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• Jockeys. Are fun to get and recurve

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:41pm

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• Higgs like to take money from the white man!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:54pm

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• Stay classy downstate new York!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:40pm

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• Jockeys are dirty!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:33am

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• If you're such a comdedian then why aren't you funny?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:03am

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• In soviet Russia pregnacy test takes you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:23pm

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• the mother must be proud of her two slut daughters

  Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 13, 10 at 1:19pm

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• What's fucking mess family

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:55pm

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• She must be proud to have whores as daughters

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:01am

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• Soviet Russia guy is a loser!! Get a life you racist retard!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:34am

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• Try explaning one on your check

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:47pm

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• Wow this is every nig in the ghetto

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:32pm

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• Soviet russia ur a douchebag

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:37am

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• In soviet Russia comediensin get fed to the dirty n I g g e r s

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:20am

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• Kinky

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:52pm

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• Some one us rascist u a s s hole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:44pm

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• lassy family

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:36pm

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• VanGorders.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:09am

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• This would be in my area code...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:42pm

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