She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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